Why was Luke Skywalker late?

He didn't run, ewok-ed.

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How does Luke Skywalker get through the forest?

Ewoks

What did Luke Skywalker say to his sister's bully?

Don't you Leia finger on her

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What OS does an atheist run on their computer?

Fedora. For Linux n00bs(https://getfedora.org/)

Why is Cinderella so bad at football?

A. Because she's got a pumpkin for a coach B. Because she keeps running away from the ball