Why was Luke Skywalker late?

He didn't run, ewok-ed.

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Why did Luke Skywalker get in trouble for using the Live Long and Prosper sign?

It's because he was accused of cultural appropriation.

Who would win if Luke Skywalker fought Harry Potter?

Me 5: Me: Get some coffee

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Why couldn't the melons run away and get married?

They cantelope.

Why did Cinderella get kicked off the Basketball team?

Cause she ran away from the ball