He felt his presents.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
He didn't run, ewok-ed.
Don't you Leia finger on her
A Toyoda
Because he always uses the force.
Six foot force :)
He heard Obi-Wan in his head saying Out, I shall let myself.
A Toy-Yoda
Ewoks
It's because he was accused of cultural appropriation.
Char-Jar Binks
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Because Luke was looking for love in Alderaan places!!
Toyodas
Me 5: Me: Get some coffee
Run, Forest, run!
A natural log.
She was looking in Alderaan places.
It was a Freudian slip
He's never gonna give you Up.
Because Missouri loves company
Your heart goes "pomme pomme ... pomme pomme ..."
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Because, he doesn't want anyone to know he's screwing a chicken.
An elf driving car
Santa Jaws !
On the dark side.
May the force e-with you.
Why did the brothel run out of money? Because all of the investors pulled out.
To a brothel.