What's w/the ice pack?

12: I have a headache. Me: Do you think it's a good idea to play video games if you have a headache 12: Yes.

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What do schizophrenic people think when they say an insensitive joke?

That sounded a lot better in my head

What do you call it when the women in the back of a mexican brothel talk after working all night?

Whorechata. Probably my best original, lemme know what you think.

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What happened to the baseball played who was unfaithful to his wife?

He was thrown out at home. - His two balls got a strike.

How can you get out of a locked room with a piano in it?

A: Play the piano until you find the right key.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Porsche?

I've never been inside a Porsche. Nor do I have 12 Porsches in my garage.

Why is it so cheap to buy 12 rhombuses?

Because they're a diamond dozen

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What is headache ?

5 minutes talk to wife.

Hows your headache?

Husband: She's fine.

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What do you call a video game that gives cancer?

Tombr Aider

What's w/the ice pack?

12: I have a headache. Me: Do you think it's a good idea to play video games if you have a headache 12: Yes.

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What do you call a deer that has really good eyesight?

Good idea. Hint: Good eye-deeeeah

Why is it never a good idea to use a Chinese phone book?

There are so many Wings and Wongs, you might wing a wong number.