What's w/the ice pack?

12: I have a headache. Me: Do you think it's a good idea to play video games if you have a headache 12: Yes.

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What do children think of the world?

I don't know, this is the first time I've logged onto Reddit, today.

What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet?

Everyone thinks it's 'R', but his first love be the 'C'.

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Why should you date a girl who is good with her hands and plays soccer?

Because she's probably a keeper.

What did you do at school today?

Mark: We played a guessing game. Mom: But I thought you were having a math exam Mark: That's right.

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Why are firetrucks red?

You see, firetrucks have 4 wheels, can carry 8 men and 4+ 8 = 12. There are 12 inches in a ruler and Queen Elizabeth was a ruler. There was once a ship named Elizabeth that sailed the seas. Fish live in the seas and fish have fins. People from Finland are called Fins. Finland and Russia had a war a long time ago. Russia has red on its flag and that's why they're red. Cause they're always russian around.

What's 12" long, rock hard in the morning, and makes a woman cry?

A dead baby.

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What's white, digs holes in your garden and helps with headaches?

A paracetamole!

How do you cure a headache?

A: Put your head through a window and the pane will just disappear!

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What Video Game do feminists LOVE to play?

No MAN'S sky!

What do you call a video game that gives cancer?

Tombr Aider

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Why is it never a good idea to use a Chinese phone book?

There are so many Wings and Wongs, you might wing a wong number.

Why is it a good idea to put your money in the freezer, instead of the bank?

So you always have access to cold hard cash...