How many polaks does it take to kidnap a child?

A: 12. One to kidnap the child and the remaining 11 to write a ransom letter.

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Why was the lightning bug unhappy?

Because her children were not very bright.

How do you know that the Invisible Man doesn't have any children?

Because he's not apparent.

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What do you call a mushroom with a 12 in stem?

A fungi to hang out with

Why is a 12oz can of Coca-Cola more popular in St. Paul and Minneapolis than a 2 liter?

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I LITERALLY CAN'T EVEN WRITE NOW

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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's ok, he woke up.

How many polaks does it take to kidnap a child?

A: 12. One to kidnap the child and the remaining 11 to write a ransom letter.

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A: They always forget the "11" in "9-1-1".

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Because 11 snaps people's necks with her mind.

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Letterhead and envelopes. No matter how hard you try, they remain stationery!

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How many polaks does it take to kidnap a child?

A: 12. One to kidnap the child and the remaining 11 to write a ransom letter.

What happens when a Polak doesn't pay his garbage bill?

A: They stop delivering.