How many polaks does it take to kidnap a child?

A: 12. One to kidnap the child and the remaining 11 to write a ransom letter.

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What did the priest say to the child at the playgrounds?

Its a slippery slope.

What do you call a child with no friends?

A target

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What is the difference between black, morbid and brutal humor?

Black humor - 12 children in one trash can Morbid humor - 1 children in 12 trash cans Brutal humor - 12 trash cans in one children

Why did Jesus deactivate his Instagram account?

Because he only had 12 followers.

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How many verses did the Prophet Muhammad write?

Allah-t. Thanks for listening.

When can't a pencil write out a check?

When it's broke.

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What is worse than being kidnapped by the Talibans?

Being rescued by the Americans

What does an elephant say when it kidnaps someone?

Get in the trunk"

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Why aren't jokes in base eight funny?

Because 7, 10, 11!

Why is DJ Khaled's favorite number 11?

Cuz it has another 1

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How many polaks does it take to kidnap a child?

A: 12. One to kidnap the child and the remaining 11 to write a ransom letter.

What type of objects do not accelerate, regardless of the force applied?

Letterhead and envelopes. No matter how hard you try, they remain stationery!

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How do you get a Polak out of the bath tub?

A: Throw in a bar of soap.

What happens when a Polak doesn't pay his garbage bill?

A: They stop delivering.