What is your favourite type of birthday present?

Another present!

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Who brings all the good little inclined plane girls and boys presents at Christmas?

Slanta Claus.

Why did the rope not get any presents?

Because he was knotty.

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Who's there ! Alligator ! Alligator who ?

Alligator for her birthday was a card !

How old were you on your last birthday?

Eight. And how old will you be on your next birthday Ten. Oh I don't think that's possible. Oh yes it is - I'm nine today.

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What is your favourite type of birthday present?

Another present!

What is Queen's (the band, not the monarch) favourite type of luggage?

carry ooooooooonnnn, carry ooooooonnnnnnnnnn