Why did the rope not get any presents?

Because he was knotty.

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How did SkyMall go bankrupt?

I bought all my wife's birthday presents there before she left me.

What does Santa say to the elves after they make the toys?

Leave my presents

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What is the difference between a banjo and an anchor?

A: You tie a rope to an anchor before you throw it overboard.

What lands first?

The leaf, a rope stopped the emo.