Why did the rope not get any presents?

Because he was knotty.

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Who delivers presents to the hood?

Crip Cringle.

Why did the rope not get any presents?

Because he was knotty.

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Why did a footballer take a piece of rope onto the pitch ?

He was the skipper !

What did one end of the rope say to the other?

We were bound to get together...