Why did the rope not get any presents?

Because he was knotty.

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Why didn't Santa give presents to any world leaders?

Because he thinks they're part of the illumi-naughty

What does Santa listen to while delivering presents?

sleigh-er

Rope Jokes More Rope Jokes

Why did you tie a rope on that criminal?

Officer: You ordered me to get a line on the suspect.

Why did a footballer take a piece of rope onto the pitch ?

He was the skipper !