Why did the rope not get any presents?

Because he was knotty.

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Why did the kids not receive presents for Christmas?

Because Rudolph intentionally grounded the team...

How did the blind man know Santa was in his house?

He felt his presents.

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Why did the man use a pair of scissors on the rope?

The knife just wasn't cutting it.

What did the string say when the rope proposed marriage?

Let's knot."