How old were you on your last birthday?

Eight. And how old will you be on your next birthday Ten. Oh I don't think that's possible. Oh yes it is - I'm nine today.

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Whats that over there?

I don't know but i think i just got a raging clue

What do you think of this, you spin really fast and I'll fly a kite from the wind you make?

I'm not a big fan."

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Which US president is most responsible for unemployment in the US today?

Abraham Lincoln.

What do you want to work on today?

Well we did neck day yesterday, and the day before. "So...neck day again" You bet

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What did the boy with no hands get for his birthday?

I don't know he hasn't opened it yet.

How do you know when you're turning 40?

When your candy jar is filled with Tums..... My wife just came up with that one... Birthday is next week.. Ugh