What do Egyptian kings sing on their birthday?

For he's a jolly good Pharaoh. Was that bad Ye, pharaoh-nuff

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What do you call a pachyderm that sings jazz?

Elephants Gerald

Why Beyonce?

Why did Beyonce sing 'to the left', 'to the left'? - Because black people have no rights...

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How old were you on your last birthday?

Eight. And how old will you be on your next birthday Ten. Oh I don't think that's possible. Oh yes it is - I'm nine today.

What do you want for your birthday?

Me: You could get me a "world's best dad" mug. 4: You told me not to lie.

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Where would you find an Egyptian psychopathic swimmer?

In denial.

What do you call an Egyptian with a gastrological disorder?

Toot Uncommon.

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Where is the first tennis match mentioned in the Bible?

When Joseph served in Pharaoh's court

What do Egyptian kings sing on their birthday?

For he's a jolly good Pharaoh. Was that bad Ye, pharaoh-nuff

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What do Egyptian kings sing on their birthday?

For he's a jolly good Pharaoh. Was that bad Ye, pharaoh-nuff

What Egyptian King called for equal farting rights for all?

Toot-in-common