What do Egyptian kings sing on their birthday?

For he's a jolly good Pharaoh. Was that bad Ye, pharaoh-nuff

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Who sung?

Sam. Samsung

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Noel-ephants Noel-ephants...

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I don't know he hasn't opened it yet.

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He moved down-under!!

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Toot Uncommon.

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How do you entertain a bored pharaoh?

You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish.

What did the Egyptian Pharaoh do when he got caught in traffic?

ANKH ANKH!!

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What Egyptian King called for equal farting rights for all?

Toot-in-common

What do Egyptian kings sing on their birthday?

For he's a jolly good Pharaoh. Was that bad Ye, pharaoh-nuff