What did the boy with no hands get for his birthday?

I don't know he hasn't opened it yet.

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How does Samsung know its most loyal customers?

They check with the burn ward. (I'll get my coat)

What is the most common phrase used in school ?

Pupil : I don't know Teacher: Correct !

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What did the child with no hands get for his birthday?

Nobody knows yet.

What did the one eyed thief, with a hook for a hand, call the elven princess?

Arrrrrrr-wen

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Why couldn't the man open a fish and herb shop?

Because he didn't have the thyme or the plaice.

What did the guy without hands get for christmas?

We don't know, he hasn't opened the present yet

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Why did the boy stop using his Sony, his Boombox, and his Bose Radio?

He stopped believing in stereotypes.

Why does the boy could not bend his knees?

because he had no knees

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What do you want for your birthday?

Me: You could get me a "world's best dad" mug. 4: You told me not to lie.

What did the dad say when his daughter gave him gravel for his birthday?

Thanks for sediments