What did the boy with no hands get for his birthday?

I don't know he hasn't opened it yet.

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What is the common trait between men and snow?

You don't know how many centimeters you'll get, neither how long will it last.

Why are people leaving the Ukraine?

I don't know but they sure are Russian.

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How you turn a washer into a snow blower?

Hand her a shovel

Why did the guy spend the entire day throwing out his surplus of herbs?

He had too much thyme on his hands.

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How many babies does it take to open a door?

Depends how hard you throw them.

What did Jay say when Adnan opened the trunk?

Hae girl Hae

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What do Wal mart and priests have in common?

They both have boys pants half off. I'm going to hell lol

Why did the boy take a ruler to bed with him?

A: To see how long he slept.

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When's your birthday?

Me: (Drunk) um ok thats easy... ten dash four PO: What year Me: Ugh duh every year

Why didn't you give me anything for my birthday?

GirlFriend: You told me to surprise you.