What did the boy with no hands get for his birthday?

I don't know he hasn't opened it yet.

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What's the best part of Christmas for Santa Clause?

He knows where all the naughty girls live #*( )*

How do i know you're not 1 of them?

Were you bit ! What ! Do you not know what a hurricane is

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Why did the man break the clock?

He wasn't comfortable with having that much time on his hands.

What does a cannibal do after dumping their girlfriend?

They wipe, flush, and wash their hands

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What did the man who survived a javelin headwound say to his opponent?

Thanks for opening my mind.

What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas?

We don't know she hasn't opened her presents yet.

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Why do think that?

The boy responds "Because he closes his eyes when he kisses me."

Why did the boy jump up and down on the letter?

He heard that you have to stamp letters or the post office won't send them.

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What did the Mexican kid get for his birthday?

My bike :(

What did Michael get for his birthday?

Gloves ... Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet Knock, knock Who is it Not Michael