What did the man who survived a javelin headwound say to his opponent?

Thanks for opening my mind.

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How many men does it take to make popcorn?

Four one to hold the pot and three to act macho and shake the stove.

Why are women and children evacuated first in an emergency?

So the men can think of a solution in silence.

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What's the difference between reddit gold and the Greek drachma?

People usually thank you for giving them reddit gold.

What do you call it when a Dinosaur can't perform in bed?

A reptile dysfunction. Thank high me for that one.

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What was the first thing that went through the minds of the 9/11 victims?

Their knees! Please comment "No"

What did the NFL Commissioner say when Adele turned down the Superbowl Halftime Show?

Never mind, I'll find someone like you

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What do you get a kid without arms for Christmas?

Gloves, but he doesn't know that yet.. since he can't open it.

What does an air conditioner have in common with a computer?

They both lose efficiency as soon as you open windows.

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How are college students like plants?

They both need natural light to survive!

How did the autistic boy survive his jump from a plane?

He was retarded

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What did the man who survived a javelin headwound say to his opponent?

Thanks for opening my mind.

What did the armless warrior say to his opponent before battle?

You're about to meet da-feet!