What did the man who survived a javelin headwound say to his opponent?

Thanks for opening my mind.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What's one thing a man doesn't want to hear the morning after?

Yes, I'm completely sure.

How much has this man had to drink?

Nurse: "I can't tell." Dr: "It's ok; you can tell me. I'm a doctor"

Thank Jokes More Thank Jokes

Why couldn't the Hungarian programmer buy a third long?

Because he only had Forints! Thank you thank you, tip your waiter.

Why don't southern belles go to orgies any more?

Too many thank you notes to write

Mind Jokes More Mind Jokes

What is the burning question on the mind of every dyslexic existentialist?

Is there a dog?

What's on your mind?

it's like dating someone with low self-esteem.

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

Who's there ! Ali ! Ali who ?

Ali-luyah at last you've opened the door !

What's the easiest way to pay a musician?

Open the door, hand him the cash and take the pizza

Survive Jokes More Survive Jokes

What animal can only survive in temperate climates?

A lukeworm.

What is the difference between British and American schoolchildren?

British schoolchildren survive hide-and-seek.

Opponent Jokes More Opponent Jokes

How did the baker put his opponent in checkmate?

with an en croissant

What did the armless warrior say to his opponent before battle?

You're about to meet da-feet!