What did the man who survived a javelin headwound say to his opponent?

Thanks for opening my mind.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How do you confuse a man?

You don't - they're born that way.

How do you keep men on their toes?

Raise the urinals

Thank Jokes More Thank Jokes

What do u say?

SON: I WILL CRUSH MY ENEMIES ME: *nervous laughter* No, the other thing SON: Oh. Thank you

What do pirates say when they find buried treasure?

Thanks for the gold!

Mind Jokes More Mind Jokes

What color should I get?

Keep in mind my walls are eggshell and cinnamon.

What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?

1. No mind. 2. No business.

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

How do you open a banana safe?

With a monkey.

How do you read the Gospel According to Shrek?

Open your bible to Psalm BODY ONCE TOLD ME

Survive Jokes More Survive Jokes

Who survived?

The pilot who jumped out with a parachute.

What is the best pickup line for Rwandans?

Congratulations! Your parents survived the genocide!"

Opponent Jokes More Opponent Jokes

Why do composers win debates?

Because when their opponent makes a point, they always respond with a valid counterpoint.

What do you say when your opponent resigns after you take their queen?

Sorry mate.