What did the NFL Commissioner say when Adele turned down the Superbowl Halftime Show?

Never mind, I'll find someone like you

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Why do sovereign citizens never turn on the lights?

The sound of electricity triggers their PTSD.

What should you do if you see your TV floating?

Turn on the lights and shoot the black guy.

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Why are furries always found guilty at trial?

A furry curries only fury from a jury.

Why couldn't the auction house find any buyers for the Celtic artifact?

It was completely runed.

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What do you get if you watch the Blind Side backwards?

Oher's NFL career

What's the worst part of an NFL wedding?

Getting hit by Rice

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What did the Zionist rabbi say when he heard about the plight of the Palestinian people?

Never mind their wailing. We'll just build more walls!

What did the man who survived a javelin headwound say to his opponent?

Thanks for opening my mind.

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Who sang at the funeral of those who died in a railroads arson?

Adele. Some one set fire to the train

What did Adele say when the chicken crossed the road?

Hello from the other side...