What did the NFL Commissioner say when Adele turned down the Superbowl Halftime Show?

Never mind, I'll find someone like you

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How do we get in?

Obi-Wan: We'll be stealthy. *turns on huge, glowing laser sword*

What did the power ranger-turned-addict say?

It's morphine time!

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What did Bruce Willis find in the freezer at the morgue?

OC Icy dead people!

How did you find the fleas?

Beagle: I didn't! They found me!

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What does the NFL season and the national anthem have in common?

Kaepernick is gonna sit through them both.

What do Monica Lewinsky and NFL players both have in common?

It's their knees that go first.

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Why was 6 afraid of 11?

Because 11 snaps people's necks with her mind.

What do you call a man of high authority, stoned out of his mind strolling along in the forest?

Hiking

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What did Adele say when she crossed the road?

sing* Hello from the other side!

Why did Adele cross the street?

To say hello.... From the other side.