What did the NFL Commissioner say when Adele turned down the Superbowl Halftime Show?

Never mind, I'll find someone like you

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What did Medusa call the sheep she turned to stone?

Baaaaasalt

What do you call a group of ISIS members with their backs turned?

A bunch of sissies.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs?

Where you left it

How many feminists does it take to change a baby's diaper?

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What did the NFL Commissioner say when Adele turned down the Superbowl Halftime Show?

Never mind, I'll find someone like you

Why would Keemstar make a good NFL cornerback?

He's really good at swatting.

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How many Accountants does it take to change a light bulb?

What sort of answer did you have in mind None-just assume it's changed.

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Never mind, I figured it out.

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What did Adele say when the chicken crossed the road?

Hello from the other side...

What did Adele's chicken say?

Hello from the other side...