What did the NFL Commissioner say when Adele turned down the Superbowl Halftime Show?

Never mind, I'll find someone like you

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Why did the Canadian DJ turn down a gig at a local gym?

Because why MC, eh

How do you turn a seal into a sea lion?

Remove an electron.

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Why could the crab not find a pair of shoes in his size?

Child labor laws forced all the shoe factories to shut down.

Why did jesus not go to australia?

He couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.

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Who's the nicest player in the NFL?

Drew Brees. The guy's a saint.

What do you get if you watch the Blind Side backwards?

Oher's NFL career

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What did Alan Rickman say as he stood over David Bowie's grave?

Mind if I Slytherin

Why was the monster standing on his head?

He was turning things over in his mind.

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Whats the difference between Taylor Swift and Adele?

About fifty pounds

Why can't a Mac sing?

Because it's not Adele