What did the NFL Commissioner say when Adele turned down the Superbowl Halftime Show?

Never mind, I'll find someone like you

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Why did the lemon turn green?

Because he had lime disease

Why the letter "G" is scary?

In one fine evening it can turn your host into . . . GHOST.

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How did the blonde break her leg raking leaves?

She fell out of the tree! I may not be a girl, but I'm blonde and find blonde jokes hilarious. xD

Why couldn't the scientist find salt for his breakfast?

Because it was Na HA! Get it? Because Na=sodium and N/A=not available. Seriously, this is good clean fun.

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What's the worst part of an NFL wedding?

Getting hit by Rice

What is green and white, throws pig skin, and is the worst team in the NFL?

The Jets.

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How do you annoy a computer person with a problem?

Never mind, I figured it out.

Why did the brain cell go to the other side of the brain?

A: I don't know. It hadn't really crossed my mind.

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What did Adele say when asked where her dog is?

Groomer has it

Why did Adele crossed the road?

To say hello from the other side.