What did the NFL Commissioner say when Adele turned down the Superbowl Halftime Show?

Never mind, I'll find someone like you

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How do you turn tap water into holy water?

You boil the HELL out of it! Har har har.

Why are there no elderly people in Africa?

They all die when they turn aidy.

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What did the farmer say when the police found the gate from the public footpath in his barn and accused him of stealing?

That's not my stile.

What did the blonde's dentist find?

A: Teeth in the cavity.

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What do you get if you watch the Blind Side backwards?

Oher's NFL career

What do the NFL and Jail have in common?

You go in as a Tight End and leave as a Wide Receiver.

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What's the difference between a teacher and a conductor on the railroad?

One trains the mind the other minds the train.

Whatcha doin?

Papa would say, "I'M MINDING MY OWN DAMN BUSINESS." Best advice ever.

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Why can't a Mac sing?

Because it's not Adele

What do you call a computer that only plays sad songs?

Adele