What did the NFL Commissioner say when Adele turned down the Superbowl Halftime Show?

Never mind, I'll find someone like you

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How do you know when you're turning 40?

When your candy jar is filled with Tums..... My wife just came up with that one... Birthday is next week.. Ugh

What's the difference between having a job and being a homeless drug addict?

One takes over your life and turns you into brainless zombie and the other one makes you homeless.

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What Pokemon can you find at Auschwitz?

Gastly

What kind of bug do you find on a long car ride?

An I-shoulda-pede.

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What do the Police, the NFL and Black Lives Matter all have in common?

They all have the same PR guy.

What did the NFL Commissioner say when Adele turned down the Superbowl Halftime Show?

Never mind, I'll find someone like you

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What is the difference between a lawnmower and a soprano sax?

A: You can tune the lawnmower and the owner's neighbors don't mind if you don't return the sax when you borrow it.

What's warm, white, and I drink almost every night?

Warm milk before bed... Get your mind out of the gutter!

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Why did Adele cross the road?

To say Hello from the other side. I called you a million times.

Why did Adele crossed the road?

To say hello from the other side.