What did the NFL Commissioner say when Adele turned down the Superbowl Halftime Show?

Never mind, I'll find someone like you

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Which among them goes completely ignored?

The turn signals.

What's stronger, fifty watts of sound or fifty watts of light?

I don't care but would you please stop screaming, turning the lights on and off.

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Why did The Walrus go to a Tupperware party?

He wanted to find a tight seal.

Where do you usually find dogs?

It all depends on where you lose them.

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What did the NFL Commissioner say when Adele turned down the Superbowl Halftime Show?

Never mind, I'll find someone like you

What is green and white, throws pig skin, and is the worst team in the NFL?

The Jets.

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Why shouldn't you talk to someone with a brain tumor?

because they've got a lot on their mind.

What is the burning question on the mind of every dyslexic existentialist?

Is there a dog?

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Whats the difference between Taylor Swift and Adele?

About fifty pounds

Who sang at the funeral of those who died in a railroads arson?

Adele. Some one set fire to the train