What did the NFL Commissioner say when Adele turned down the Superbowl Halftime Show?

Never mind, I'll find someone like you

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Why did Siegfried and Roy close their bakery?

A batch of Tiger bread turned on them.

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Motorist: I was making a U-turn and changed my mind.

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They admit de feet.

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Walk-a Walk-a

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What's the difference between a wide receiver and Ray Rice's wife?

The NFL will review the tape of the wide receiver getting hit

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When your sister tells you she's dating an NFL wide receiver.

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Have you heard the rumor going around about butter?

Never mind, I shouldn't spread it.

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One minds the train the other trains the mind.

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What did Adele say when the chicken crossed the road?

Hello from the other side...

Why did Adele leave the house?

So she could say Hello from the outside.