Why did The Walrus go to a Tupperware party?

He wanted to find a tight seal.

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When the last person you want to see is the last person you see.

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The family size.

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Why did the walrus go to the Tupperware party?

To find a tight seal

What do a walrus and Tupperware have in common?

Both looking for a tight seal.

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What do a walrus and a Tupperware container have in common?

They both like a tight seal.

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They both like a tight seal.

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Why did the walrus goto the tupperware party?

He was looking for a tight seal.

Why do walruses just love a Tupperware party?

Theyre always on the lookout for a tight seal.

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Why did the walrus go to the Tupperware party?

To find a tight seal