Why did The Walrus go to a Tupperware party?

He wanted to find a tight seal.

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What does a walrus and Tupperware have in common?

What does a walrus and Tupperware have in common? .. They both like a tight seal *What looks like a lemon and shaped like a rock? .. A lemon shaped rock *What is brown and sticky? ..A brown stick

What does Tupperware and a walrus have in common?

They both like a tight seal

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What do a walrus and a Tupperware container have in common?

They both like a tight seal.

Why did the walrus go to the tupperware factory?

To get a tight seal.

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Why did the walrus goto the tupperware party?

He was looking for a tight seal.

Why do walruses just love a Tupperware party?

Theyre always on the lookout for a tight seal.

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What do a plumber and a walrus both enjoy?

A nice tight seal

What do a walrus and a ziploc bag have in common?

They both like a tight seal.