Why did The Walrus go to a Tupperware p...

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Why didn't Harry Potter want to date Hermione?

Because he likes to Hit it and Quidditch

Why are pilots so honest?

Keep those maintenance issues quiet. I want lies, frankly. "We're delayed because we're winning a safety award."

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What do you find in a rythmic bakery?

A-bun-dance

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor?

Where's my tractor?

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What was the Walrus doing in the Tupperware store?

Looking for the tight seal

What does a walrus and Tupperware have in common?

What does a walrus and Tupperware have in common? .. They both like a tight seal *What looks like a lemon and shaped like a rock? .. A lemon shaped rock *What is brown and sticky? ..A brown stick

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What do a walrus and a zip-lock bag have in common?

They're both looking for a tight seal.

Why do walruses go to tupperware parties?

They are always looking for a tight seal.

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Why did the walrus go to the Tupperware party?

To find a tight seal

Why did The Walrus go to a Tupperware party?

He wanted to find a tight seal.

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What do a zip lock bag and a walrus have on common?

They both like a tight seal

What do a walrus and a ziploc bag have in common?

They both like a tight seal.