What do you call a deaf dinosaur?

Anything you like - he can't hear you.

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When a hot blonde walks in. The one lawyer says, "Man, wouldn't you like to screw that?

and the other lawyer replies, "Outta what "

What do you call an earl grey that likes role play?

Not-tea

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Why is Santa Claus so jolly?

He knows where all the naughty girls live. I actually heard this in the video game LA Noire. Thought it was pretty funny so I bust it out every Christmas.

Why did Rolf Harris leave Animal Hospital?

He heard they were getting hares and lost interest!