Tupperware Jokes

What does a walrus and Tupperware have in common? .. They both like a tight seal *What looks like a lemon and shaped like a rock? .. A lemon shaped rock *What is brown and sticky? ..A brown stick

What do walruses and tupperware have in common?

They're both looking for a tight seal.

Why did The Walrus go to a Tupperware party?

He wanted to find a tight seal.

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What do a Tupperware designer and a horny walrus have in common?

They're both looking for a tight seal.

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What was the Walrus doing in the Tupperware store?

Looking for the tight seal

What do Eskimos and Tupperware have in common?

They both like a tight seal!

Why does a walrus love Tupperware?

Because he's always looking for a tight seal.

Why do walruses go to tupperware parties?

They are always looking for a tight seal.

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Why do donuts have holes in the center?

Because the inventor of the donut wanted to give us a whole experience.

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What was the Walrus doing in the Tupperware store?

Looking for the tight seal

What do a walrus and a Tupperware container have in common?

They both like a tight seal.

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How many kids do you think Wolverine has?

Because a vasectomy would heal in seconds and he doesn't look like he'd wear a rubber or pull out.

Why did the black guy wear a suit and tie to his vasectomy?

Well, if I'm gonna be impotent, I'm gonna look impotent."

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How do you get your hair into shape?

You condition it

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Orphan shaped ones.

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Why do Eskimos have wide noses?

Because they pick their nose with their gloves on.

What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?

Polaroids

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Why did the walrus go to the tupperware store?

Because he wanted a tight seal.

What was the Walrus doing in the Tupperware store?

Looking for the tight seal

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How many walruses does it take to make a sandwich?

Don't be silly, walruses don't make sandwiches; women make sandwiches. Made this up to bug my sister. It worked. Her husband laughed.

Why do walruses go to tupperware parties?

They are always looking for a tight seal.

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What do a walrus and a Tupperware container have in common?

They both like a tight seal.

How are a tupperware container and a walrus alike?

They both like a tight seal.