What was the Walrus doing in the Tupperware store?

Looking for the tight seal

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Why does a walrus love Tupperware?

Because he's always looking for a tight seal.

What was the Walrus doing in the Tupperware store?

Looking for the tight seal

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Why did the walrus go to the container store?

To find a tight seal.

What was the Walrus doing in the Tupperware store?

Looking for the tight seal

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Why did the walrus go to the tupperware store?

Because he wanted a tight seal.

What was the Walrus doing in the Tupperware store?

Looking for the tight seal