Tight Seal Jokes

What does a walrus and Tupperware have in common? .. They both like a tight seal *What looks like a lemon and shaped like a rock? .. A lemon shaped rock *What is brown and sticky? ..A brown stick

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What do walruses and tupperware have in common?

They're both looking for a tight seal.

Why did the walrus go to the tupperware store?

Because he wanted a tight seal.

What do a piece of tuperware and a walrus have in common?

They both like a tight seal.

Why did The Walrus go to a Tupperware party?

He wanted to find a tight seal.

What do a Tupperware designer and a horny walrus have in common?

They're both looking for a tight seal.

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What was the Walrus doing in the Tupperware store?

Looking for the tight seal

What do a walrus and a ziploc bag have in common?

They both like a tight seal.

What do Eskimos and Tupperware have in common?

They both like a tight seal!

Why does a walrus love Tupperware?

Because he's always looking for a tight seal.

Why did the walrus go to the tuppeware party?

To find a tight seal.. Badum tsst

How are a tupperware container and a walrus alike?

They both like a tight seal.

What do a zip lock bag and a walrus have on common?

They both like a tight seal

Why do walruses go to tupperware parties?

They are always looking for a tight seal.

Why did the walrus go to the container store?

To find a tight seal.

Why did the walrus goto the tupperware party?

He was looking for a tight seal.

What do Eskimo's and Ziploc bags have in common?

They both like a tight seal.

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They both like a tight seal.

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What do walruses and tupperware have in common?

They're both looking for a tight seal.

Why do walruses go to tupperware parties?

They are always looking for a tight seal.