Just follow his coke mules.
What did the sphinx say when he found out the pharaoh caught him up in a pyramid scheme Egypt me!
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You may think you're on the right path, but if you follow it literally, you'll end up crashing into a building.
The washer doesn't follow you around after you put a load in it.