What did the CIA dogs say when they supsected they were being followed?

Looks like we got a tail.

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Where do animals go when their tails falls off?

The retail store

What do you call a reptile biting its own tail?

An alligatorus

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Why should we hire you?

Me: Well, if you hire me, I will make all of your other employees look FANTASTIC by comparison.

Why does your face look like a donut?

me 30 minutes into dieting

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What is the difference between a brick and a blonde?

If you lay a brick it doesn't follow you home.

Why does lightning only strike the French?

Because it follows the path of least resistance

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What do you call an old-school CIA agent who believes his work is none of the public's goddamn business?

A Pte-redact-yl

Why couldn't the ex-CIA agent leave Russia?

Because he was Snowden