What did the CIA dogs say when they supsected they were being followed?

Looks like we got a tail.

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Where do dogs go when they lose their tails?

To a retail store.

What Are you braging about?

I came from Chernobyl, I had a tail!

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Why does the Pope keep his underwear on while bathing?

Because he doesn't like looking down on the unemployed. First to ever post this joke here, yay!

Why did the woman turn to her husband and say "now who the hell would dump such a nice sofa out here in the woods?

She was looking at a bear and thought it was a sofa due to the four legs.

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What do you call an elf that follows Scientology?

Elron Hubbard

How did the newspaper go about reviewing the opera production?

They followed Standard Opera-rating Procedure

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What do you get when you cross the CIA and the Republican Party?

Shot in the head in Dallas.

Why couldn't the ex-CIA agent leave Russia?

Because he was Snowden