What did the CIA dogs say when they supsected they were being followed?

Looks like we got a tail.

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What Are you braging about?

I came from Chernobyl, I had a tail!

How do you make a glow worm happy ?

Cut off his tail he'll be de-lighted !

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How do you know a white person is about to tell a joke?

He's looking over his shoulder

Why did Horse Santa put his dentist on the naughty list?

You don't look a gift horse in the mouth.

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Whats the difference between a Blonde and a Washing Machine?

The Washing Machine will not follow you around for 2 weeks after you dump a load in it!

Why did the creepy hipster get arrested?

because he was following people before instagram

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How did Bourne send data to the CIA?

JSON

What do you get when you cross the CIA and the Republican Party?

Shot in the head in Dallas.