What did the CIA dogs say when they supsected they were being followed?

Looks like we got a tail.

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Where should you take your cat, if it somehow loses its tail?

Walmart, they're the world's biggest retailer. Thank you. I'll be here all week.

Where do Doggos go when they lose their tail?

THE RETAIL STORE!

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How can you tell that a straight pin is confused?

Just look at it. It's headed in one direction and pointed in the other.

Why is a sorority the safest place to be during a zombie apocalypse?

Because they're looking for braaaaaaaaaains

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What do a washing machine and a one night stand have in common?

a washing machine doesn't follow you around for a week after you put a load in it..

What do you call a vampire, that follows the rules?

Draculaw

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Where does the CIA buy its groceries?

Whole Foods

What do you get when you cross the CIA and the Republican Party?

Shot in the head in Dallas.