What did the CIA dogs say when they supsected they were being followed?

Looks like we got a tail.

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What is the difference?

What its the difference between a quarter and a guy? Neither gets had when you want tail

Where does a dog go when his tail falls off?

The retail store

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What does Andre 3000's menorah look like on the last day of Hanukkah?

ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT

Why do they say all minorities look the same?

Because once you've seen Juan, you've seen Jamaul.

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How do you find a drug dealer donkey?

Just follow his coke mules.

Where did Napoleon keep his armies?

IN HIS SLEEVIES! Best used with little kids, or followed by maniacal laughter.

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What do you call a CIA agent that nobody cares about?

Li Yung

Why did the CIA torture the Russian wasp?

Because he was a cagey bee agent.