What did the CIA dogs say when they supsected they were being followed?

Looks like we got a tail.

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Where do lions go if they lose their tails ?

To the re-tail store. :D

What place of business helps dogs who have lost their tails?

A retail store.

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How did voldemort look like when he was hiding in albania?

Pretty gaunt

Why did the global warming activist compliment the earth?

Cause it looked hotter than usual! (I'll see myself out)

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What's the difference between an 18 year-old girl and a washing machine?

When you dump a load in the washer, it will not follow you around for two months.

How would you describe yourself in 3 words or less?

Doesn't follow instructions very well.

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What do you call an old-school CIA agent who believes his work is none of the public's goddamn business?

A Pte-redact-yl

How did Bourne send data to the CIA?

JSON