What did the CIA dogs say when they supsected they were being followed?

Looks like we got a tail.

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How can you tell a dog is a cool dog?

It swags its tail.

How did the mermaid get into a car crash?

because she was fish tailing!

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What would you like today?

Me: Make me look attractive. Barber: CAROL! CANCEL ALL MY APPOINTMENTS!

How did Watson and crick blow their chance with a hot girl?

They said, "baby you'd look good if you got a pair of skinny genes"

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Why did Blitzkrieg work so well in France?

Because lightning always follows the path of least resistance

Where did Napoleon keep his armies?

IN HIS SLEEVIES! Best used with little kids, or followed by maniacal laughter.

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What do you call an old-school CIA agent who believes his work is none of the public's goddamn business?

A Pte-redact-yl

What do you get when you cross the CIA and the Republican Party?

Shot in the head in Dallas.