What did the CIA dogs say when they supsected they were being followed?

Looks like we got a tail.

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Why did the redneck take his cat to Walmart after running over it's tail with the lawn mower?

Because they're the largest re-tail-er

Where are most fish found ?

Between the head and the tail !

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Why do women aged 40+ not play hide and seek?

cause nobody would be looking for them.

How do you start a joke about Vladimir Putin?

By looking over your shoulder.

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Who him?

Oh that's just jimmy, I pay him to follow me around and inter- *saxophone solo* INTERRUPT MY SENTENCES WITH SAXOPHONE SOLOS.

What's the difference between your mama and a washing machine?

The washing machine doesn't follow me around for a week after I dump a load in it.

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What do you call a CIA agent that nobody cares about?

Li Yung

Why couldn't the ex-CIA agent leave Russia?

Because he was Snowden