Why do women aged 40+ not play hide and seek?

cause nobody would be looking for them.

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What's blue and looks like a bucket?

A: A red bucket in disguise.

What did the Metis people think of the look on Stephen Harper's face when he lost the election?

They though it was Riel funny!

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Why aren't puns called pows?

It is a play on words, after all

Where do all the normies play?

In the areeeeeiiiiiiiiina

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Why are men faster than women?

Ball bearings and stick shift.

What do women and saxophones have in common?

They both blow and make different noises when you finger them.

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What's the difference between a feminist and a dentist's drill?

One causes a lot of pain and makes a constant high pitched whine. The other is a useful piece of medical equipment.

What's the name of the Pokemon that causes birth defects?

Zikachu

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What do you call a black guy at college?

A miracle. Edit: I've hidden this post as I realized it was stupid and too offensive. I'm sorry, it was overly racist.

When the lumberjacks sawed down the tree where did the Gorilla hiding in the uppermost branches land?

Nearby - the Ape-lle doesn't fall far from the tree!

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Why shouldn't violists take up mountaineering?

A: Because if they get lost it takes ages before anyone notices that they're missing.

Whats the age of consent in Thailand?

50$

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Why do women aged 40+ not play hide and seek?

cause nobody would be looking for them.

How do you know when you're turning 40?

When your candy jar is filled with Tums..... My wife just came up with that one... Birthday is next week.. Ugh

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What does Morpheus seek for paper cuts?

Neosporin.

Why did the lady and her attorney seek a scarlet frock as part of a settlement?

A: Because she wanted a red dress for her grievances.