Why do women aged 40+ not play hide and seek?

cause nobody would be looking for them.

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

When I look up at the majesty of all them stars it really gets me to thinkin, when we gonna get that ding dong roof patched up!?

Ah horse apples!

How can you tell the clan of a Scotsman?

Look under his kilt, if it's a quarter-pounder, he's a McDonald.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why couldn't the pirate play cards?

A: Because he was sitting on the deck !

Why did the table love playing volleyball?

Because it was always getting set! I think she gets it from her mother.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why haven't they sent a woman to the moon?

It doesn't need cleaning

What happens when a woman can't remember her mastectomy?

Mammary loss &ampnbsp I made this up myself!

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Why did the hipster dislike physics?

Cause the system is broke, yo.

Why doesn't Coffee get along with milk in Germany?

Cause it doesn't want to be latte. Sorry. I just came up with this lame joke. Downvotes ahoy!

Hide Jokes More Hide Jokes

Why couldn't the leopard play Q: Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

A: Because he was always spotted.

What do you call a blonde in a closet?

Last years hide and seek champion

Age Jokes More Age Jokes

Why does the monster act wild and crazy on his birthday?

He's trying to age disgracefully!

Why do ghosts never age?

They use Bootox.

40 Jokes More 40 Jokes

What's the difference between a Mercedes and Princess Diana?

The Mercedes can easily reach 40.

Why would Sally sell seashells by the seashore?

There are plenty there that are free. Just walk and you are bound to find at least 40. Idiot

Seek Jokes More Seek Jokes

Why don't orphans play hide and seek?

Because no one will look for them.

Why do you never play hide & seek with mountains?

Mountains peak.