What are homeless ducks always asking for?

A lil bit of quack

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What did the artist ask Shakespeare when he was sketching his portrait?

2B or not 2B?

What makes fish smell?

One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."