What did the Shetland Pony say when asked if his cough had cleared up?

Yes, thanks, but I'm still a little horse."

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What did Ernie say to Bert when he asked for ice-cream?

Sure, Bert!

What is the question most frequently asked by a philosopher?

Would you like ketchup with your chips

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Why do some people cough alot?

Because they drink to much coughee.

Who was that coughing in the background?

Me : Oh, that was Denise. Dad: Oh, da' niece I thought it was da' nephew. Buh dum tsssssssss

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Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water?

Because he was a little horse

Why did the pony have such a hard time talking?

He was a little horse

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Why is he 50m from where he got shot?

Our best guess was he tried crawling home to clear his browser history"

What did the hotel manager say to the elephant that couldn't pay his bill ?

Pack your trunk and clear out !"