What did the Shetland Pony say when asked if his cough had cleared up?

Yes, thanks, but I'm still a little horse."

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Where are the raisins today?

A student used to give his teacher some raisins everyday. He kept giving them for 3 months straight. Then one day he did not give raisins to his teacher. And his teacher asked him "Where are the raisins today?", and the boy said "My rabbit died."

What did the pig do when a beetle landed in his feed trough?

He ate it quickly before the others could ask him to share.

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Who was that coughing in the background?

Me : Oh, that was Denise. Dad: Oh, da' niece I thought it was da' nephew. Buh dum tsssssssss

What did the Shetland Pony say when asked if his cough had cleared up?

Yes, thanks, but I'm still a little horse."

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Why did the pony have such a hard time talking?

He was a little horse

Why couldn't the pony sing?

He was a little horse.

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How do you clear out an Iraqi bingo parlour?

Call out "B-52"

What did the Shetland Pony say when asked if his cough had cleared up?

Yes, thanks, but I'm still a little horse."