Our best guess was he tried crawling home to clear his browser history"
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An Irishman trying to get a tan.
Because his orders were to shoot all desserters.
The bank robber says: Give me the money or I will shoot! The football player says: Give me the money or I won't shoot.
A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about .2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.
Weasley twins are 50% off
Because in between stroking it, he said "hello, let me clear you off a place to sit."
Yes, thanks, but I'm still a little horse."
Because he crawls in his hole during winter.
Nail it's other hand to the floor.