Why is he 50m from where he got shot?

Our best guess was he tried crawling home to clear his browser history"

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What do you do if a girl sits on your hand?

Try to get her off!

Why is Thors bother so secretive?

Because he tries to keep things Loki...

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How do you stop a Polish battletank?

Shoot the guy pushing it.

What's the difference between Anders Breivik and a pro golfer?

Both were happy to shoot 69, but only Breivik went to jail.

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What'd ya call 50 n*ggers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start. P.S: N*ggers=Naggers. I hate those guys. What did you think?? )

What does a Doctor do when he needs 50 bags full of fruits?

He goes to Orlando and checks the Pulse.

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How do you clear a traffic jam at a banker convention?

With a plunger.

What did the hotel manager say to the elephant that couldn't pay his bill ?

Pack your trunk and clear out !"

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How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

How'd you sleep?

Him: *texts* Horrible...I was tossing and turn- Me: *crawls out from under his bed* I KNOW, YOU POOR THING.