Why is he 50m from where he got shot?

Our best guess was he tried crawling home to clear his browser history"

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What is an Actor?

A man who tries to be everything but himself

How can you tell if Asians have broken into your house?

The dog is gone, the homework is done, and they're still trying to get out of the driveway.

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What goes *clip-clop-clip-clop-BANG-clip-clop-clip-clop*?

An Amish drive by shooting.

What do you call it when someone shoots a group of fish in a barrel?

A school shooting

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How do you get 50 Canadians out of the swimming pool?

Say, " Everyone out of the pool please."

Why are redditors so bad at "getting" jokes?

this isn't even a joke... some of y'all are borderline retarded, "I don't get it" is like a given for 50 upvotes around here. If you don't get a joke, just take the L and move on to the next post....

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What did the Shetland Pony say when asked if his cough had cleared up?

Yes, thanks, but I'm still a little horse."

What do you use to clear the air of stupid?

A HERPA filter

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What's white and crawls up your leg?

Uncle Ben's Perverted Rice

What do you have there?

Me: struggling, crawling to his car because my backpack is weighing me down Ham.