Our best guess was he tried crawling home to clear his browser history"
A man who tries to be everything but himself
The dog is gone, the homework is done, and they're still trying to get out of the driveway.
An Amish drive by shooting.
A school shooting
Say, " Everyone out of the pool please."
this isn't even a joke... some of y'all are borderline retarded, "I don't get it" is like a given for 50 upvotes around here. If you don't get a joke, just take the L and move on to the next post....
Yes, thanks, but I'm still a little horse."
A HERPA filter
Uncle Ben's Perverted Rice
Me: struggling, crawling to his car because my backpack is weighing me down Ham.