Why is he 50m from where he got shot?

Our best guess was he tried crawling home to clear his browser history"

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What's the worst thing about being a Jehovah's witness?

Nobody asks, 'who's there ' when you try and tell a knock knock joke.

What did the person say when someone tried to cut off their toes?

I'm lactose intolerant.

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Why did the photographer get arrested?

He was charged with shooting kids and framing the parents.

How do you stop a lawyer from drownng?

Shoot him before he hits the ground

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Why is Bernie Sanders challenging his 49 vs 50% loss in Iowa?

I thought he didn't care about the 1%

What's the difference between Whitney houston and my car?

My car can make it to 50.

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How do you clear out an Afghani bingo game..?

Call B52!!

How do you clear out a veterans bingo hall?

B 52.

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Why is he 50m from where he got shot?

Our best guess was he tried crawling home to clear his browser history"

Why don't Muslims fight each other often?

Cause they don't want no beef Edit: I'm going to crawl back into my hole now