Crawl Jokes

How do you keep a baby from crawling in circles?

nail the other hand to the floor.

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What's Red and crawls up your leg?

A Homesick Abortion.

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Why is a bear brown?

Because he crawls in his hole during winter.

What's white and crawls up your leg?

Uncle Ben's Perverted Rice

How do you stop a baby from crawling in a circle?

Nail it's other hand to the floor.

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

Why did the bank drive-up window teller have tire tread marks across the back of his grey suit?

A: From crawling across the street when the sign said: "Don't Walk."

How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

What did the worm that crawled out of a plate of spaghetti say?

Worst gangbang ever"

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What is red, slimy and crawls up your leg?

An abortion with home sickness.

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Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?

A: From crawling across the street when the sign said "don't walk".

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How would you order a Subway footlong in metric countries where they don't have feet?

By crawling to the counter " GET OUT

Why don't Muslims fight each other often?

Cause they don't want no beef Edit: I'm going to crawl back into my hole now

What are you doing crawling into school ten minutes late ?

Pupil : Well you told me never to walk into school ten minutes late !

How'd you sleep?

Him: *texts* Horrible...I was tossing and turn- Me: *crawls out from under his bed* I KNOW, YOU POOR THING.

What do you call a naked old man crawling out of a coal mine?

50 shades of grey's anatomy

What is little, red and crawling up a womans leg?

A failed abortion with homesickness.

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What do you have there?

Me: struggling, crawling to his car because my backpack is weighing me down Ham.

Why is he 50m from where he got shot?

Our best guess was he tried crawling home to clear his browser history"

What is red and crawls up your leg?

An abortion with homesickness.

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How do you stop a baby from crawling round in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

What do you do when you see a half dead native man crawling across your lawn?

Stop laughing and reload

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