What's Red and crawls up your leg?

A Homesick Abortion.

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Why do moths fly with their legs apart?

Have you ever seen the size of moth balls

How much for this toaster?

An arm & a leg." "How about a leg & 2 fingers " "A leg & 3 fingers." "Deal!" - Cannibal Pawn Stars

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What's white and crawls up your leg?

Uncle Ben's Perverted Rice

What do you have there?

Me: struggling, crawling to his car because my backpack is weighing me down Ham.