Why do gingers get sunburned so easily?

It's nature's way of telling us to lock them indoors

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Why are there so many Asians?

Its the food. There is too much raw dog. Heard it on Adam Carolla's Podcast. A caller phoned in and told it to Adam. Thought you guys would like it.

What did the hippy say when I told him to get off my couch?

Namaste

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What does getting pregnant and locking your car keys in your car have in common?

They can both be fixed with a coat hanger.

What does a suburban neighbourhood do if there's a blackout?

They lock their doors and windows.

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What's pink and smells of ginger?

Fred Astaire's finger.

What did the geologist say to the Ginger after he evaluated her precious metal?

Red, it gold.

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Why do gingers get sunburned so easily?

It's nature's way of telling us to lock them indoors

Why don't black people get sunburns?

Prisons are indoors.

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What does a pig put on it's nose for a sunburn?

Oinkment!

Why don't black people get sunburns?

Prisons are indoors.