Why didn't the doctor use Twitter to tell the patient that he had a deadly disease?

Because the condition was untweetable.

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What technology are old people better at using than young people?

Life support.

Why does flint never get any likes on their Instagram pictures?

Cause they don't use a filter.

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How can you tell if a good ole boy from North Carolina is married?

There are tobacco spit stains on BOTH the doors of his truck.

What happens when a clown farts?

It smells funny. --As told to me by an Engineering lead... Much facepalm ensued.

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Why is George R.R. Martin really bad at using Twitter?

There's a limit to how many characters you are allowed to waste.

What do you do at a red light?

Me: "I usually respond to texts and check my Twitter."

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What do you call a person who got straight "D's" in medical school?

A Doctor.

Which side is it best to lie on?

she asked. "The side that pays your fee" replied the doctor.

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How much longer do I have doc?

Doctor: "Ten." Patient: "Ten what " Doctor: "Nine..."

What do you see?

Patient: A house and Me: Wrong it's Batman. Ok this one Patient: I se Me: Nope. Batman again.

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Why didn't the doctor use Twitter to tell the patient that he had a deadly disease?

Because the condition was untweetable.

What deadly disease can bowls contract?

Ebowla

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How do you get your hair into shape?

You condition it

Why did nVidia built the first self-driving car?

on all conditions) Because their drivers keep crashing.