Why didn't the doctor use Twitter to tell the patient that he had a deadly disease?

Because the condition was untweetable.

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What technology are old people better at using than young people?

Life support.

Why did the mummy stop using the Internet?

He was getting far too wrapped up in it.

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How can you tell if an American has a conceal carry permit?

They'll tell you.

Why did the idiot have his sundial floodlit ?

So he could tell the time at night !

Twitter Jokes More Twitter Jokes

What is the difference between Game of Thrones and Twitter?

With Twitter you only get 140 characters.

What's the difference between a Twitter post and a Russian Novel?

A Twitter post is limited to 140 characters

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

Who and Facebook?

When the Doctor changes the timeline, it's usually for a good reason.

What do you call a doctor who is trained in neurosurgery and is covering for a gynecologist?

A pervert.

Patient Jokes More Patient Jokes

What did the psychiatrist say to the patient that showed up wearing Saran Wrap and nothing else?

I can clearly see your nuts!

Why wasn't the patient concerned when she was told she had a brain tumor?

The doctor said it was all in her head

Deadly Disease Jokes More Deadly Disease Jokes

Why didn't the doctor use Twitter to tell the patient that he had a deadly disease?

Because the condition was untweetable.

What deadly disease can bowls contract?

Ebowla

Condition Jokes More Condition Jokes

How do you get your hair into shape?

You condition it

Why did Prince William lose his cool?

He wasn't properly heir conditioned.