Why didn't the doctor use Twitter to tell the patient that he had a deadly disease?

Because the condition was untweetable.

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Why do we use black pens on white paper?

So hangman is more realistic.

What does RoboCop use for fuel?

Petroleum

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How do you know you are sitting next to a ski instructor?

They'll tell you.

What can you tell a black kid to do?

Go visit his family tree.

Twitter Jokes More Twitter Jokes

Why is George R.R. Martin really bad at using Twitter?

There's a limit to how many characters you are allowed to waste.

Why did I join Twitter?

Well I was sick of only being hated by coworkers and family so I wanted to branch out.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What do you call a Tungsten Holmium compound with a Doctorate?

Doctor WHo

What did the doctor say when he delivered a blonde-haired baby to an expecting Chinese couple?

Two Wongs don't make a white

Patient Jokes More Patient Jokes

How long have you had this problem?

the doctor asked. "Lest's see" said the patient "Mom had the litter in '41

Why can I never be a doctor?

Because I don't have any patients

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Why didn't the doctor use Twitter to tell the patient that he had a deadly disease?

Because the condition was untweetable.

What deadly disease can bowls contract?

Ebowla

Condition Jokes More Condition Jokes

How do you get your hair into shape?

You condition it

Why is it never hot in churches?

Because it's prayer conditioned. I'll leave now....