Why can I never be a doctor?

Because I don't have any patients

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What kind of doctor does a duck visit?

A Ducktor.

Why was the doctor forced to leave work early?

The hospital ran all out of patience

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Why was the doctor in a hurry to move to the big city?

He was running out of patients.

Why did the doctor kick his patients?

He was trying to heel them.