Why can I never be a doctor?

Because I don't have any patients

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Why did the clown go to the doctor?

Because he was feeling a little funny. He had testicular cancer.

What do you call a Native American who graduated from medical school?

A doctor you racist

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What did the psychiatrist say to the patient that showed up wearing Saran Wrap and nothing else?

I can clearly see your nuts!

Why don't urologists hand out stickers their patients?

Because they are always telling them "You're in trouble"