Why can I never be a doctor?

Because I don't have any patients

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What do you call two doctors with the same career?

Pair of medics.

Why was the doctor in a hurry to move to the big city?

He was running out of patients.

Patient Jokes More Patient Jokes

What did the urologist say to his patient who forgot to take his medication?

Urine trouble!

What are we waiting for?

the doctor asks. "Patients, Doctor," replied the nurse. "Patients."