Why can I never be a doctor?

Because I don't have any patients

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Why didn't the doctor use Twitter to tell the patient that he had a deadly disease?

Because the condition was untweetable.

What did the doctor say to the man that broke his arm?

Be patient

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When do doctors get angry?

When they run out of patients.

How does a deaf Gynecologist communicate with his patients?

He reads lips.