Why was the doctor forced to leave work early?

The hospital ran all out of patience

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Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What's left of a garden after it catches on fire?

Chard remains.

What does the customer say to the worker as he leaves the store after buying a discounted item?

Good buy.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Which is the smallest profession? A mini cab driver or a micro biologist?

Neither. I have a friend who works in computers.

What does the interrupting cow say?

HE SAYS MOO oh wait this joke totally doesn't work in text

Hospital Jokes More Hospital Jokes

Why did the monster go into hospital?

To have his ghoul-stones removed.

Why should you always tend sheep near a hospital?

Because at any moment they could bleet out

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What's similar between a racehorse and a leaky faucet?

They're both off and running.

Why can any hamburger run the mile in under four minutes?

Because it's a FAST food!

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

How much has this man had to drink?

Nurse: "I can't tell." Dr: "It's ok; you can tell me. I'm a doctor"

What happened when two hydrogen atoms collided?

The doctor had to heal-ium.

Force Jokes More Force Jokes

What do you call the act of press-ganging someone into a monastery?

Force of habit.

What do clothes and religion have in common?

Someone invented them and forced them on everyone.

Patience Jokes More Patience Jokes

What is a doctor's most important quality?

Patience!

How many bricks do you need to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but you're going to need a lot of patience and light bulbs.