Why was the doctor forced to leave work early?

The hospital ran all out of patience

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Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What does Joe Biden say as he is leaving his house?

Biden

What do you call it when Batman leaves church early?

Christian Bale

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What is a Muslim who works at Starbucks called?

A Terrista

How do you turn two colors that work into a rainbow that doesn't?

Colorizebot

Hospital Jokes More Hospital Jokes

Who is the coolest Doctor in the hospital?

The hip Doctor!

Who's the coolest guy in the hospital?

A. The Ultrasound Guy

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What do you do if you're drunk and you run into your ex wife?

Reverse to make sure.

How is a Mac like a Queen's guard?

They're both run by Unix.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What do you call a doctor for websites?

A URLologist

Why does Hannibal Lecter skin his colleagues?

He enjoys the taste of Doctors Without Borders.

Force Jokes More Force Jokes

What do you call a group of armed nuns enforcing the status quo?

a force of habit

What do you call the family members of the Force?

Force-kin My friend made this up today while talking about Star Wars.

Patience Jokes More Patience Jokes

How many bricks do you need to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but you're going to need a lot of patience and light bulbs.

How many bricks do you need to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but you're going to need a lot of patience and light bulbs.