Why did the monster go into hospital?

To have his ghoul-stones removed.

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Why was the peanut rushed to the hospital?

He was a"salted"

Whos the coolest guy in hospital?

The ultra-sound guy. Who takes over when hes on holiday? The hip-replacement guy

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How do you disappoint a pack of redditors?

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What would be the worst possible thing to see on Reddit after losing your family in a car crash?

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How do you stop a monster digging up your garden?

Take his spade away.

What would you get if you crossed a monster with a redcoat?

A bigger target.