Why did the monster go into hospital?

To have his ghoul-stones removed.

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What ward does Sauron visit in the hospital?

ICU

Why should you always tend sheep near a hospital?

Because at any moment they could bleet out

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Why don't you remove those barriers to imports?

It will ease my inflation and the benefits will trickle down.

How do you describe the life of a redditor?

removed

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Why was the monster standing on his head at the birthday party?

He heard they were having upside-down cake!

How are monster trucks made?

ME: Son, when a monster and a truck love each oth- GF: glares ME: He's old enough for the facts, Jane