Why did the monster go into hospital?

To have his ghoul-stones removed.

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Why was the doctor forced to leave work early?

The hospital ran all out of patience

What's worse than being uncomfortable at the hospital?

Being made comfortable.

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What does the Saudi executioner say every time he takes a head?

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What's big and hairy and goes 'beep beep'?

A monster in a traffic jam.

What does a monster do when he loses his head?

He calls a head hunter.