Why did the monster go into hospital?

To have his ghoul-stones removed.

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Why did the dog go to the hospital?

He was feeling ruff.

What ward does Sauron visit in the hospital?

ICU

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What did the doctor do after he finished reading the book?

He removed the appendix!

What did the reddit admins say to the mods?

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Why did the monster dye her hair yellow?

To see if blondes have more fun.

What did the oyster say when the monster broke into his home?

Shucks