What would you get if you crossed a monster with a redcoat?

A bigger target.

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What do you call a cross between Communism and Theocracy?

Communionism

What do you get when you cross Game of Thrones with Cartoon Network?

Johnny Braavos

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What makes an ideal present for a monster?

Five pairs of gloves one for each hand.

Why did the monster get a ticket at Thanksgiving dinner?

He was exceeding the feed limit!