What would you get if you crossed a monster with a redcoat?

A bigger target.

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What do you get when you cross a Dachshund, a Schnauzer, a Shih Tzu, and a Poodle?

A Wienerschnitzel.

What do you get when you cross a crooked lawyer with a crooked politician?

A: Chelsea.

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What's a homophobic child's worst nightmare?

A monster coming out of the closet

Why did the monster go into hospital?

To have his ghoul-stones removed.