What would you get if you crossed a monster with a redcoat?

A bigger target.

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What do you get if you cross a wireless with a hairdresser ?

Radio waves !

What do you get if you cross a dog with a blind mole ?

A dog that keeps barking up the wrong tree !

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Why was the monster standing on his head?

He was turning things over in his mind.

What has 32 teeth and holds back a monster?

My zipper.