Why isn't the word gangster pronounced Jang-ster?

Because there ain't no such thing as a soft 'G.'

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Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

Why ever not?

The teacher doesn't know a thing all she does is ask questions!

What was the last thing Robin Williams said to his wife?

You go on to bed, I'm just going to hang here a while.

G Jokes More G Jokes

How do you make one girl disappear?

just add a G and now she's gone.

Why the letter "G" is scary?

In one fine evening it can turn your host into . . . GHOST.

Pronounce Jokes More Pronounce Jokes

How do you tell the difference between an electrician and an electrical engineer?

Ask them to pronounce the word, "unionized".

How do you tell the difference between a Fabric Designer and a Science Professor?

Ask them to pronounce "LATEX"