Why isn't the word gangster pronounced Jang-ster?

Because there ain't no such thing as a soft 'G.'

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What's the only thing worse than a poop joke?

A corny poop joke. You can really visualize it.

What's the one thing you don't want to hear when fighting with your wife on a long road trip?

Recalculating route.

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What is dark, invades you in your sleep, and starts with N-I-G?

Nightmares you racist.

How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the G.

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How do you pronounce the "Pao" in "Power'?

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How do you tell the difference between an electrician and an electrical engineer?

Ask them to pronounce the word, "unionized".