What's it called when a T-Rex hurts itself?

A dino-sore

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Why did the peace-loving incandescent bulb reject the candle and choose the fluorescent lamp as role model?

The fluorescent lamp wouldn't hurt a fly.

What did they call the Pillsbury Doughboy after he hurt his leg?

Limp Biscuit

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What do you call a T-Rex with a bomb strapped to it's chest?

Dinomite

What type of job does T-Rex have?

He is small arms dealer

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What do you call a T-Rex that's been weightlifting all day?

Dino-sore

What happens when a T-Rex bites you?

A: You get a dino-sore.