Why couldn't the t-rex find a mate?

Because he had a reptile dysfunction.

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Why wasn't Jesus Christ born in Alabama?

They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.

What two places can you find a California roll?

Sushi bars and stop signs.

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Why can't Australians play chess?

They keep saying check, mate.

Why do owls not mate when it's raining?

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Why can't the T-rex clap its hands?

Because it's dead.

Why did the T-Rex's girlfriend leave him?

Because he said he only loved her this much (hold out t-rex like arms) Sorry this one requires a bit of a visual, but I thought you guys might like it

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What's wrong with a chameleon that can't change colors?

He has a reptile dysfunction.

Why couldn't the snake charmer charm his snake?

He had a reptile dysfunction