Why couldn't the t-rex find a mate?

Because he had a reptile dysfunction.

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Why couldn't the scientist find salt for his breakfast?

Because it was Na HA! Get it? Because Na=sodium and N/A=not available. Seriously, this is good clean fun.

3 SQL statements walk into a NoSQL bar. Soon, they walk out

They couldn't find a table.

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What's the mating call for a University of Alabama student?

I'm soo ddrrrruunnkk!"

What's the mating call of a sorority girl?

O My GOd! I am so drunk.

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How does a T-Rex apologize?

He says Tyrannosorry.

Why can't the T-Rex play the piano?

Cause they're dead!

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What did the doctor say to the lizard who was complaining about problems performing in the bedroom?

It sounds like you have a reptile dysfunction.

What's wrong with a chameleon that can't change colors?

He has a reptile dysfunction.