Why couldn't the t-rex find a mate?

Because he had a reptile dysfunction.

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What is the worst way to find out you just came into money?

via sticky notes

Why can't a nihilist use a pencil?

because they cant find the point.

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What does a cow call his mate?

Oxfam.

Which phone is most sold in Australia?

The htc M8. Oi mate

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What do you call a T-Rex with a bomb strapped to it's chest?

Dinomite

Why can't the T-Rex play the piano?

Cause they're dead!

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Why couldn't the lizard get a girlfriend?

Because he had a reptile dysfunction!

Why couldn't the lizard be aroused?

He had a reptile dysfunction (I just made that up but I'm sure it's been thought of)