How do you find an old man in the dark?

What do you call an anarchist grandmother who just found out she's pregnant?

Rebel without a menopause.

How do u tell the population of a small native village?

throw a bunch of pocket change in the middle of town. How do u tell who is the richest person in that village? Find the person who gathered the most change.

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How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb?

They don't bother, you can find lutfisk in the dark.

How many Hillary supporters does it take to change a light bulb?

None. cmon , they'd much rather be kept in the dark.

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What was the old man in despair about?

Nothing.

Why did the old man hate using the new chip cards?

He's trying to watch his sodium intake.