What did the one banana say to the other banana who had his feelings hurt?

I know that peel.

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Why is 12 the highest number rednecks can count to?

How else would they know how many cans are in a 12 pack.

The punchline often arrives before the set-up.

Do you know the problem with UDP jokes?

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Why are bananas never lonely?

Because they hang around in bunches.

Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling very well.

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What's black and blue and about to hurt someone?

Batman thinking about his dead parents.

What am I supposed to do with this computer now?

IT: Work M: Who hurt you

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Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach?

Because they might peel!

How many Blondes does it take to bake chocolate chip cookies?

10....one to bake the cookies, and 9 to peel the M&Ms

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What's something that you can catch but not throw?

feelings. T.T

What's making all that noise in your trunk?

Me- My feelings. I'm trying to dispose of them properly.