What did the one banana say to the other banana who had his feelings hurt?

I know that peel.

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What do you do if can't change a lightbulb?

Ya know what Just screw it.

How do I know you're not John Cena?

I can see you

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Why can't guys do the splits?

The banana gets in the way. Banana split

What did the banana say to the hippo?

Nothing bananas can't talk.

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Why are blondes hurt by people's words?

A: Because people keep hitting them with dictionaries.

Who invented the brush they put next to the toilet?

That thing hurts!

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Why don't blondes like M&ampMs?

They're so damned hard to peel.

Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling very well.

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What's making all that noise in your trunk?

Me- My feelings. I'm trying to dispose of them properly.

What did one bolt of cloth say to the other bolt of cloth after hurting its feelings?

I'm sari.