What did the one banana say to the other banana who had his feelings hurt?

I know that peel.

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How did Mister Baggins know when his neighbor had died?

He read it in the Hobbituary.

What is the most socially unacceptable joke you know?

Preferably really dark or 'just plain wrong' jokes.

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What did the banana say to the hippo?

Nothing bananas can't talk.

What did the Banana say to the Monkey?

Yo You peel me

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What if animals "were" injured in the making of a film. Do they list that in the credits?

Tim hurt one monkey. He is very sorry.

What did the router say to the doctor?

It hurts when IP.

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How many Blondes does it take to bake chocolate chip cookies?

10....one to bake the cookies, and 9 to peel the M&Ms

What did the Banana say to the Monkey?

Yo You peel me

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Why was the tree soooo happy?

Because he didn't arbor any feelings!

What's making all that noise in your trunk?

Me- My feelings. I'm trying to dispose of them properly.