What did the one banana say to the other banana who had his feelings hurt?

I know that peel.

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What do you get when you combine a black guy and an octopus?

nobody knows actually but it will be perfect for picking cotton.

How do you know when a white girl recently visited her friends grave?

There's Starbucks next to the headstone.

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Why couldn't the banana get a date?

It didn't have a peel.

Why are bananas never lonely?

Because they hang around in bunches.

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Why did the suicidal air go to the airport?

So he could BLOW it up. Please don't hurt meh.

How did the aliens hurt the farmer?

They trod on his corn.

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What did the one banana say to the other banana who had his feelings hurt?

I know that peel.

Why couldn't the banana get a date?

It didn't have a peel.

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What's making all that noise in your trunk?

Me- My feelings. I'm trying to dispose of them properly.

Why was the tree soooo happy?

Because he didn't arbor any feelings!