What did the one banana say to the other banana who had his feelings hurt?

I know that peel.

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What do you call a deer that likes rain?

A rain-deer. I know it's terrible.

How do you know if someone was in the navy?

Oh don't worry, they'll tell you.

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Why can't guys do the splits?

The banana gets in the way. Banana split

What's yellow and goes around?

A banana in the washing machine.

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How to spot a douchebag in the gym?

Really bad so he hurts himself.

Who invented the brush they put next to the toilet?

That thing hurts!

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Why couldn't the banana get a date?

It didn't have a peel.

Why don't old men like old women?

Ever tried to peel apart a grilled cheese sandwich

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Why was the tree soooo happy?

Because he didn't arbor any feelings!

What did one bolt of cloth say to the other bolt of cloth after hurting its feelings?

I'm sari.