What did the one banana say to the other banana who had his feelings hurt?

I know that peel.

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How do you know that there's a monster in your bath?

You can't get the shower curtain closed.

How do you know if a joke has been posted on reddit before?

Oh, they'll tell you.

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What did the banana peel say when asked what happens after it's thrown into the compost pile?

IDK, i'm just a banana.

What is the monkey that can't peel the banana?

Terrible at CC

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How do you jump out of a fifteen-floors building without getting hurt?

You jump from the 1st one.

What do you do when your giant is hurt ?

You call 9-wun-wun

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Why don't women wear skirts in the winter?

Ever try and peel apart a cold grilled cheese sandwich

What is the monkey that can't peel the banana?

Terrible at CC

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Why was the tree soooo happy?

Because he didn't arbor any feelings!

What's something that you can catch but not throw?

feelings. T.T