What did the one banana say to the other banana who had his feelings hurt?

I know that peel.

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How do you know that someone you met is a Harvard graduate?

He already told you so.

What are you going to do with your time, now that you're retired?

I'm going to finish my book." "I didn't know you were writing a book." "I'm not, I'm reading one."

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Why did the wizard wear a yellow robe to the Halloween party?

He was going as a banana.

What did the banana say to the orange?

Fruit can't talk

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What caveman say when he get hurt?

meow.

What's green and hurts when it hits you in the eye?

A snooker table

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Why don't women wear skirts in the winter?

Ever try and peel apart a cold grilled cheese sandwich

What's the difference between friends and potatoes?

Potatoes don't scream when you peel their skin and toss them in boiling water.

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What did one bolt of cloth say to the other bolt of cloth after hurting its feelings?

I'm sari.

What's making all that noise in your trunk?

Me- My feelings. I'm trying to dispose of them properly.