Feeling Jokes

What's something that you can catch but not throw?

feelings. T.T

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Why was the tree soooo happy?

Because he didn't arbor any feelings!

What did the one banana say to the other banana who had his feelings hurt?

I know that peel.

What did one bolt of cloth say to the other bolt of cloth after hurting its feelings?

I'm sari.

What's making all that noise in your trunk?

Me- My feelings. I'm trying to dispose of them properly.