What did one bolt of cloth say to the other bolt of cloth after hurting its feelings?

I'm sari.

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The cloths hanger only solves one problem.

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Me! That hurts!"

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What did one bolt of cloth say to the other bolt of cloth after hurting its feelings?

I'm sari.

What did the one banana say to the other banana who had his feelings hurt?

I know that peel.