What did one bolt of cloth say to the other bolt of cloth after hurting its feelings?

I'm sari.

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What's the difference between a cloths hanger and a flight of stairs?

The cloths hanger only solves one problem.

What do maids in Manhattan use to clean their kitchens?

J-lo Cloths

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Because it hurt.

What's green and hurts when it hits you in the eye?

A snooker table

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What does a robot do after a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts

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What's making all that noise in your trunk?

Me- My feelings. I'm trying to dispose of them properly.

What did the one banana say to the other banana who had his feelings hurt?

I know that peel.