What did one bolt of cloth say to the other bolt of cloth after hurting its feelings?

I'm sari.

Previous Random Joke Next

Cloth Jokes More Cloth Jokes

What do maids in Manhattan use to clean their kitchens?

J-lo Cloths

What did the square of cloth identify as on tumblr?

Nap-kin

Hurt Jokes More Hurt Jokes

Why are you crying Ted ?

asked his mum. 'Because my new sneakers hurt.' 'That's because you have put them on the wrong feet.' 'But they are the only feet I have.'

What happened when Steve Irwin forgot to put on sunscreen?

He got hurt from harmful rays

Bolt Jokes More Bolt Jokes

What do you call a robot that doesn't support his children?

Nuts and bolts

What does a mechanic do during a 1 night stand?

He screws, nuts, and bolts

Feeling Jokes More Feeling Jokes

What did the one banana say to the other banana who had his feelings hurt?

I know that peel.

What's something that you can catch but not throw?

feelings. T.T