What did one bolt of cloth say to the other bolt of cloth after hurting its feelings?

I'm sari.

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What did one bolt of cloth say to the other bolt of cloth after hurting its feelings?

I'm sari.

What did the square of cloth identify as on tumblr?

Nap-kin

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What is red and hurts when you bite it?

A Brick.

Why are you crying Ted ?

asked his mum. 'Because my new sneakers hurt.' 'That's because you have put them on the wrong feet.' 'But they are the only feet I have.'

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What does a robot do after a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts

What do you call a robot that doesn't support his children?

Nuts and bolts

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Why was the tree soooo happy?

Because he didn't arbor any feelings!

What's making all that noise in your trunk?

Me- My feelings. I'm trying to dispose of them properly.