What is red and hurts when you bite it?

A Brick.

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Why hasn't any lawyer ever been bitten by a shark?

Professional courtesy.

What flies around your light at night and can bite off your head ?

A tiger moth !

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What's the difference between a truck full of dead babies and a truck full of bricks ?

Only one can be emptied with a pitchfork.

What's the difference between a Redditor and a brick?

The brick will eventually get laid.

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What did the one banana say to the other banana who had his feelings hurt?

I know that peel.

What kind of martial art does a chef do?

Kung food (Don't hurt me, I know it's bad)