What is red and hurts when you bite it?

A Brick.

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What is the difference between like, love, hate, and showing off?

Spit, swallow, bite, and gargle.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it?

Finding half a worm in it. And what's worse than that The holocaust

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How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable?

A brick to the back of his head should do it.

What do bricks and Latinas have in common?

They both get laid by Mexicans...

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How does a one liner hurt its readers?

With its punchline

What does a Russian woman say to stop her husband from abusing her?

Vladislov, baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more... I'm sorry..