What is red and hurts when you bite it?

A Brick.

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What do you get when a vampire bites a goblin?

A Hemogoblin

Why do bees sting?

They can't bite because all that honey rotted their teeth. (From my 7 year old niece)

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Why did the man build his house out of a tree instead of bricks?

Because he thought it wood look better!

How do you hire a horse?

Put a brick under each hoof!

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What's the difference between a line dance instructor and a dentist?

A. A dentist lets you sit down while he hurts you.

What if my knees start to hurt?

Me to instructor: See what I'm up against