What is red and hurts when you bite it?

A Brick.

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What did the time traveller do after he ate the last bite of his dinner?

He went back 4 seconds.

What did one white cop say to another white cop?

Another black man bites the dust.

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What is red and bad for your teeth?

A brick.

What do a load of bricks and a 300 lb woman have in common?

At some point they'll both be laid by a Mexican.

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Why did the peace-loving incandescent bulb reject the candle and choose the fluorescent lamp as role model?

The fluorescent lamp wouldn't hurt a fly.

Who invented the brush they put next to the toilet?

That thing hurts!