What is red and hurts when you bite it?

A Brick.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a bad pupil ?

One rarely bites and the other barely writes !

Why do dogs lick their balls? Because they can! Why can't humans?

Because they'll bite us!

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How do you hire an elephant ?

Stand it on four bricks !

Which is faster to unload, a truckload of bricks or a truckload of dead kittens?

Dead kittens. Can't get a pitchfork into the bricks.

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What's love?

Me: Well, all the women text you except the one you like. And it hurts, so we drink. Sister: Get away from him!

Why couldn't the skeleton hurt itself?

Because it didn't have the nerves.