What is red and hurts when you bite it?

A Brick.

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How many bites out of the new iPhone did Tim Cook take?

16, 32, 64, and 128

What's the difference between an elephant and a bad pupil ?

One rarely bites and the other barely writes !

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How do you hire a horse?

Put a brick under each hoof!

What do you call it when you tie a brick to a jar of Miracle Whip and throw it into the ocean?

Sink-o de Mayo"

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Why do women have babies?

Because it hurts and they deserve it

What did the router say to the doctor?

It hurts when IP.