What is red and hurts when you bite it?

A Brick.

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What's the worst thing about getting bitten by a poisonous spider?

You're probably Australian. EDIT: I mean venomous, not poisonous. I am sorry

What is it?

It has legs, but doesn't walk, beak, but it doesn't bite and wings, but it doesn't fly. What is it? -A dead crow

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What's the difference between a Redditor and a brick?

The brick will eventually get laid.

What's the difference between you and a brick?

Bricks can get laid.

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Why is everyone so obsessed with the idea of love?

If you're dying to be hurt so badly, I've got a baseball bat for that.

What did the cat say when it got hurt?

me-OW!