What's the difference between the Holocaust and the Boston Marathon Bombing?

The Boston Marathon Bombing ended a race.

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What's the difference between a race car and a woman?

One costs a lot of money to maintain, keep running, and give you the results you want. The other has four wheels.

What's the difference between a Warlock and a Sorcerer?

Apart from the Spelling?

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What's worse than dropping a scope of ice cream?

Dropping 2 scoops of ice cream. What's worse than dropping 2 scoops of ice cream? Getting a hand chopped off. What's worse than getting a hand chopped off? Getting both hands chopped off. What's worse than getting both hands chopped off? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Dropping 3 scoops of ice cream.

What's a holocaust?

And I reply "Oh, about eleven million"

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Why do polish people all have ski at the end of their name?

Why do polish people all have ski at the end of their name? Because they can't spell toboggan.

Why are art contests so disappointing?

They always end in a draw

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Why would Superman have won any race he ran against Roy Roger's dog?

Because he was faster than a speeding Bullet ...

What's the worst news for a NASCAR driver before a race?

The track is alright."