How do you hide money from a hippie?

Put it under the soap.

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Why do Hippies love Didgeridoo?

It is as close as they can get to making love to a tree.

What would my hippie side be doing right now?

I already know that

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What's your favorite game if you wear a turban?

Hide-and-Sikh

What is the worst place to hide in a hospital?

The ICU (I-see-you!)

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What kind of writing makes the most money?

Ransom notes.

Who are you and how do you get the time and money?

Teach me.

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Why did the meteorologist bring a bar of soap to work?

He was expecting showers.

What's the difference between a girl that's praying and a girl that's having a bubble bath?

One has hope in her soul, The other has soap in her hole.