How do you hide money from a hippie?

Put it under the soap.

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What did the hippie say when he was kicked off the couch?

Namaste

How many hippies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Hippies don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in tents.

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Why are you going through my phone?

BF: 'Do you have something to hide ' Me: 'I'm gonna have a body to hide if you keep it up.'

Where is the best place to hide a hippie's weed?

Under the soap.

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Why did your sister feed money to her cow ?

Because she wanted to get rich milk.

What do you call an unfinished inflow of money?

Incomplete.

Soap Jokes More Soap Jokes

What kind of soap do Middle Eastern citizens use?

Arab spring

Where's the best place to hide money from a Mexican?

Under a bar of soap.