How do you hide money from a hippie?

Put it under the soap.

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What did the hippie say about all of the math problems?

They're all, like, equal to me...

Why do hippies like to swim way offshore?

Cause it's far out, man

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Why can't leopards hide?

Because they are always spotted!

Where's the safest place to hide money from a man?

Under the soap

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What do women and the stock market have in common?

If you don't pull out in time, it will cost you a lot of money. My boss said he made this up on the spot yesterday. Never heard it before so I figured I'd post it.

How do dating sites in Alabama save money?

They link to Ancestry.com

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How do you launder money?

Put it under the soap.

How did your mom know you hadn't washed your face?

I forgot to wet the soap.