How do you hide money from a hippie?

Put it under the soap.

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What did the hippie say when you told him to leave your house?

Namaste

What dance do hippies hate?

A square dance.

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Why do elephants paint their toenails red?

So they can hide in strawberry patches.

Where is the best place to hide a lawyer?

In a brief case.

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What's one thing Lance Armstrong can still make money from?

LIESTRONG bracelets.

How do you launder money?

Put it under the soap.

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Where's the best place to hide money from a Mexican?

Under a bar of soap.

How do you launder money?

Put it under the soap.