Why do Hippies love Didgeridoo?

It is as close as they can get to making love to a tree.

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Hippie Jokes More Hippie Jokes

What did the hippie say when he was asked to leave the couch he was sleeping/staying on?

Namast (nah-ima-stay)

How many hippies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Hippies don't screw in lightbulbs they screw in dirty sleeping bags.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

How can you tell if someone loves bacon?

Don't worry, they'll tell you that stupid vegan joke.

Why does Bear Grylls love Bud Light?

It's sterile and he likes the taste.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What kind of trees watch kids in Mexico?

Baby cedar

How do you get a one armed Italian out of a tree?

You talk to him!