What kind of writing makes the most money?

Ransom notes.

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Why couldn't the kid get in to see the pirate movie?

It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.

Who leaves money under the pillows of children with LGBT parents ?

Surely you will have guessed - the brooth fairy.

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What kind of car does a Japanese chef drive?

Rolls Rice

What kind of television do horses like?

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What do you call heavy metal music written about fruit?

Applecore. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How many polaks does it take to kidnap a child?

A: 12. One to kidnap the child and the remaining 11 to write a ransom letter.

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What has a ring but no fingers?

The former owner of a Note 7

What type of writing makes the most money?

Ransom notes.

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Who held the baby octopus to ransom ?

Squidnappers !

What type of writing makes the most money?

Ransom notes.