What kind of writing makes the most money?

Ransom notes.

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What's the proper procedure when witnessing someone having a seizure in a bathtub?

Sprint to your room, grab all the dirty clothes you can, and start saving money on laundry.

What's the use of happiness?

It can't buy you money.

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What kind of music do wind turbines listen to?

They're huge metal fans.

What kind of fish is made of two sodium atoms?

2 Na!

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How many rappers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two!.......pac. (*It's a lot better spoken than written.*)

When can't a pencil write out a check?

When it's broke.

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Why was Amazon angry after their conference with Samsung?

After taking Notes, they realized their was no way they could sell the Fire.

What's the creepiest body of water?

Lake Eerie. Note: This joke has probably been made before.

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What type of writing makes the most money?

Ransom notes.

Who held the baby octopus to ransom ?

Squidnappers !