How many rappers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two!.......pac. (*It's a lot better spoken than written.*)

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many nuclear war survivors does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. People who glow in the dark don't need lightbulbs.

How many PETA member does it take to change a lightbulb?

Doesnt matter. PETA cant chqnge anything!

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Why do golf commentators speak softly?

To not wake the audience.

What does a deaf math nerd speak?

Sine language.

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How many members of a particular ethnic minority does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Enough to reinforce my negative stereotype about them.

How many Chinamen does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Thousands because Confucious say many hands make light work.

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What do you get if you ask a former presidential candidate to write a piece of music about a formula for solving a problem based on a sequence of specified actions?

An algorithm.

What does a pig write with?

A pig pen!

Rapper Jokes More Rapper Jokes

How are music and candy similar?

We throw away the rappers.

What's a rappers shirt made out of?

Strait out of cotton