How many rappers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two!.......pac. (*It's a lot better spoken than written.*)

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How many Public Radio hosts does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

We'll be back with that answer right after this pledge break.

How many performance artists does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't know, I left early.

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Why is being a politician more difficult than being a ventriloquist?

Ventriloquists have to be able to speak with their mouths closed. Politicians speak out of both sides of their mouths simultaneously.

What did the red dog say to the blue dog?

Nothing, dogs can't speak.

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How many non-sequiturs does it take to change a light bulb?

Yes

How many Russians does it take to change a light bulb?

None. In Russia, light bulb changes you.

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What is everyone writing songs about?

John: revolution Paul: forgiveness George: true love Ringo: hmm, a submarine or maybe an octopus

What kind of writing makes the most money?

Ransom notes.

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What do you call a Rapper who smokes too much?

Tupac-aday

Which rapper would you rather bring back from the dead?

Tupac - Biggie Smalls - Eazy E - Meek Mills