How many rappers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two!.......pac. (*It's a lot better spoken than written.*)

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How many Sore Losers does it take to change a Lightbulb?

Won.

How Many Lightbulbs Does it Take to Change Captain Jean Luc Picard?

4 or 5.

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Why did the man quit his job at the helium gas factory?

He didn't like being spoken to in that voice

How do you know you're speaking with an engineer?

Don't worry they'll tell you.

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Why shouldn't you change around a Pokemon?

Because he might peek at chu.

How many Super Sayajins does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but it lasts five episodes. And Kuririn dies.

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How do you tell a racist joke without getting in trouble?

Write it down.

What's yellow and writes?

A ball point banana!

Rapper Jokes More Rapper Jokes

Which rapper would you rather bring back from the dead?

Tupac - Biggie Smalls - Eazy E - Meek Mills

What do you call a rapper who masterbates a lot?

Lil Wayne-ker