How many rappers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two!.......pac. (*It's a lot better spoken than written.*)

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many gangsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Twelve, you got a problem with that

How many members of Linkin Park does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, cuz in the end it doesn't even matter!!!

Speak Jokes More Speak Jokes

How can you tell if a parrot is intelligent?

It speaks in Polly-syllables!

Why couldn't the pony speak clearly?

He was a little hoarse.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many people does it take to change a lightbulb in a monastery?

Nun.

How many TSA agents does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. TSA agents only know how to remove clothes putting them on is different matter completely.

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How can I waste ten seconds of someone's time and make total strangers hate me?

Credit card chip inventor - Me, writing tweets

How do you know you're golfing with a politician?

When they get a hole-in-one they write down *zero* on the scorecard.

Rapper Jokes More Rapper Jokes

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?

Fo' drizzle. :)

What did the rapper ask the pet sitter when he got back from vacation?

Where my dogs at?