What is the difference between a midget politician and syphilis?

One is a cunning runt.

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What's the difference between regular AIDS and north korean AIDS?

Regular AIDS is incurable. North Korean AIDS is invincible!

What's the difference between a cow and the Holocaust?

A cow can't be milked for 70 years.

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What's the difference between a tribe of pygmy cannibals and the girls cross country team?

The pygmy cannibals are cunning runts.

What's the difference between a girl's track team and a pygmy tribe?

One is a bunch of cunning runts.

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What do you call someone with herpes, AIDS, syphilis and gonorrhea?

An incurable romantic.

What is the difference between a midget politician and syphilis?

One is a cunning runt.