What is the difference between a midget politician and syphilis?

One is a cunning runt.

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A plaque.

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What is the difference between a midget politician and syphilis?

One is a cunning runt.

What do you call someone with herpes, AIDS, syphilis and gonorrhea?

An incurable romantic.