What is the difference between a midget politician and syphilis?

One is a cunning runt.

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What is the difference between a English actuary and a Sicilian actuary?

An English actuary can tell you how many people are going to die next year. A Sicilian actuary can give you their names...

Whats the difference between a White lie and a Black lie?

Half to none of the time.

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What's the difference between a Women's cross country team and midget geniuses?

The midget geniuses are cunning runts.

What's the difference between a tribe of wild hunting pygmies and a Women's roller derby team?

The Pygmies are a bunch of cunning runts.

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What do you call someone with herpes, AIDS, syphilis and gonorrhea?

An incurable romantic.

What is the difference between a midget politician and syphilis?

One is a cunning runt.