What's the creepiest body of water?

Lake Eerie. Note: This joke has probably been made before.

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What does Monsieur Homer say after spilling water on himself?

D'EAU!

What Did H Say 2 O?

Water you doing

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How do you make a cat go "Woof!"?

Soak it in petrol and put a match to it. (This is a joke, not and instruction, Reddit)

What do you call a joke that includes a pun about weed?

OC High humor

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What do you call a bee that has been run over by a car?

Bee flat Music joke for those who don't understand. B flat is a note.

What do Greek teenagers say?

Omega!! Note: surely it already exists but I thought of it independently and am proud of my terrible joke!