What's the creepiest body of water?

Lake Eerie. Note: This joke has probably been made before.

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What's a fireman's favourite drink?

Water.

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs floating in the water?

A: Bob

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Why can't you tell a joke in a cornfield?

Because the stalks are all ears.

What do dead kids and jokes about dead kids have in common?

They never get old.

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Why was the note denied alcohol?

Because it was A Minor.

How are Lindsay Lohan and the Note 7 alike?

The both leave your crotch on fire