Lake Eerie. Note: This joke has probably been made before.
From a well, actually...
They have a lot of boos but no water
You take it to the Moo-seum. I know this joke is terrible, but I totally came up with it on my own, but I'm sure it exists already.
The bench can support a family my first post here, a friend told me this joke.
He responds, "One note at a time."
Because they don't have a leg to stand on. Note: I'm a right leg amputee and I made this up myself.
