What do you call a man who jokes that women always make mountains out of molehills?

An ambulance.

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Why did the man with one hand cross the road?

To get to the second-hand shop. I'll show myself out.

What does a man call a gorilla he loves?

Haram Bae

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What's the first thing a woman does after leaving spousal abuse therapy?

The dishes, if she knows what's good for her!

What did the woman say while she was having a baby?

This could use some salt."

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

Why are there no knock knock jokes about the United States?

Because in America, freedom rings.

Why do the ladies love Jesus?

This joke makes more sense if you can see it in person, but we'll give it a shot, anyway. Use your imagination. Why do the ladies love Jesus? Because he was hung like this!

Ambulance Jokes More Ambulance Jokes

What do you call a white man in a ghetto?

An ambulance.

What do you call a man who jokes that women always make mountains out of molehills?

An ambulance.

Mountain Jokes More Mountain Jokes

How did Harry potter get down the mountain?

Running... JK rolling

Why are the mountains in Switzerland called "the Alps"?

Because when people fall off of 'em, they yell AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLPPPP!!!!!!!!