What do you call a starving artist from 17th Century England?

baroque

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What's got two wings, a tail and twenty five pricks?

England's return flight.

Why is the letter E like London?

Because it is the capital of England.

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Why would you never starve in the desert?

Because of all the sandwiches there.

How do you starve a Socialist?

You hide their food stamps under their work boots. Edit Thank you /u/DoctorBrohoof for my first gold!

Baroque Jokes More Baroque Jokes

Why did Rembrandt lose his house?

Because he was *Baroque*.

Why didn't Bach buy his wife a new accordion?

He couldn't afford it; he was "Baroque".