Why is it impossible to starve in a desert?

Because of the sand, which is everywhere.

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Sand Jokes More Sand Jokes

Why was the sand wet?

Because the seaweed.

Why is the sand so quiet?

Because the waves keep going "shhhhhh".

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What do you call a puppy in the desert?

Anyone else got some fun jokes your kids have told you?

What did Santa say when he had to travel through the desert?

My chestnuts are roasting"

Starve Jokes More Starve Jokes

Why can't you starve in a desert?

Because of all the sand which is there.

What do Ethiopians do at night?

Starve.