Why is it impossible to starve in a desert?

Because of the sand, which is everywhere.

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Sand Jokes More Sand Jokes

Why does the man go to the beach when he's hungry?

Because of the sand which is there.

What do you have when you have a mother in law buried up to her neck in sand?

not enough sand.

Desert Jokes More Desert Jokes

What's the dumbest animal in the desert?

The Polar Bear

What did the octopus make for desert?

Octopie

Starve Jokes More Starve Jokes

Why is it impossible to starve in a desert?

Because of the sand, which is everywhere.

How do you starve a worthless mooch?

By hiding his employment check in his work boots.