Why don't women drink beer at the beach?

Because they'll get sand in their Schlitz.

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Why didn't Isaac Newton drink wine?

He knew better than to drink and derive.

What happens when you don't serve drinks at a party?

There's no punch line.

Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

What is the name of that casino on the beach?

Pair-a-dice.

Why is the beach wet?

Cause the seaweed

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Why does the man go to the beach when he's hungry?

Because of the sand which is there.

What's older than sand?

The reposts on reddit.

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Why was the woman so attached to her Dr. Scholl's gel insert?

OC It was her sole comfort.

Which is the month in which women talk the least?

February... because it has the least number of days

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

What's an alcoholic's favorite type of beer?

All of them

What exactly does BYOB mean?

Bring your own beer" Bill Nye the Science Guy slowly slides the bacteria sample back in his lab coat

Schlitz Jokes More Schlitz Jokes

Why don't women drink beer at the beach?

Because they'll get sand in their Schlitz.

Why don't women like drinking beer at the beach?

Because they'll get sand in their schlitz.