Why don't women drink beer at the beach?

Because they'll get sand in their Schlitz.

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What happened to the man who died from drinking Shellac?

He had a *lovely finish*.

What's warm, white, and I drink almost every night?

Warm milk before bed... Get your mind out of the gutter!

Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

Why is it socially acceptable to wear a bikini at the beach but not on the bus?

At the end of the day I'm just a guy in a bikini on the bus.

What does a man with one leg wear to the beach?

Flop.

Sand Jokes More Sand Jokes

What's the difference between a truckload of sand and a truckload of babies?

You can't unload sand with pitchforks.

Why did the music critic compare the song to a foul-mouthed mixture of sand and wind?

Because it was Da-rude Sandstorm

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why is it hard for men to understand women?

Because you have to study abroad to understand them.

What do women and the square root of 2 have in common?

They're both irrational.

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

What did the German physicist use to drink his beer?

Ein stein. - From Big Nate, as told by my kid.

What are 3 naked woman on a crate of beer?

In the way!

Schlitz Jokes More Schlitz Jokes

Why don't women drink beer at the beach?

Because they'll get sand in their Schlitz.

Why don't women like drinking beer at the beach?

Because they'll get sand in their schlitz.