Because they'll get sand in their schlitz.
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Because they'll get sand in their Schlitz.
Nobody knows, history is still waiting....
After you're done with the breasts and thighs, all you have left is the greasy box.
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Because he is afraid tidal wave will take her away from him.
Answer: Because if you only take one, he'll drink all your beer.
Because it doesn't have to stop off to change color!
None, it should be open when she brings it to you.
Bury-toes. Hah hah