Schlitz Jokes

Why don't women like drinking beer at the beach?

Because they'll get sand in their schlitz.

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Why don't women drink beer at the beach?

Because they'll get sand in their Schlitz.

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Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

What's worse: Alzheimer or Parkinson?

Alzheimer. I'd rather drink my beer shaking than forget to to drink it.

What's the difference between a violin and a fiddle?

You can spill your beer on a fiddle.

Sand Jokes More Sand Jokes

What do you have when you have a mother in law buried up to her neck in sand?

not enough sand.

What do you call a Mexican rolling in sand?

A churro.

Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the beach?

To get to the other tide

Why don't women drink beer at the beach?

Because they'll get sand in their Schlitz.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How are women like 90 degrees?

They're always right.

How do you get a woman to pick cotton?

Set her tampon string on fire.

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What do you call it when Russians get diarrhea from drinking water in Mexico?

Trotsky's Revenge

Where do drinks go on vacation?

Coaster Rica