Schlitz Jokes

Why don't women like drinking beer at the beach?

Because they'll get sand in their schlitz.

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Why don't women drink beer at the beach?

Because they'll get sand in their Schlitz.

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you call a woman who thinks she can do anything a man can do?

Wrong.

Why can't woman drive?

Because there are no roads from the bedroom to the kitchen!!

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Why are you ordering so many drinks?

The dog responds, "I've had a ruff day."

What do you call a 16th-century seer who drinks straight out of the can?

No-straw-damus! (please be gentle on me as you berate me.)

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

What did Bobby Mcferrin say to his beer?

Don't worry, be hoppy :)

Why should you bring two Mormons with you when you go fishing?

Because if you only bring one, he'll drink all your beer.

Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

What do you call a beach where you go to shoot gorillas and break Islamic law?

Haram Bay

What was the first thing Hellen Keller noticed at the beach?

The volleyball net.

Sand Jokes More Sand Jokes

What is the worst type of sand to have in your pants?

Sandusky

What do you do after you make a rough castle on the beach?

You sand it!