Schlitz Jokes

Why don't women like drinking beer at the beach?

Because they'll get sand in their schlitz.

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Why don't women drink beer at the beach?

Because they'll get sand in their Schlitz.

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Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

Why should you always take at least two Baptists fishing?

Because if you take one, he'll drink all your beer

What's worse: Alzheimer or Parkinson?

Alzheimer. I'd rather drink my beer shaking than forget to to drink it.

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What's warm, white, and I drink almost every night?

Warm milk before bed... Get your mind out of the gutter!

What kind of water do ducks drink?

Bottled Waddle.

Sand Jokes More Sand Jokes

What do you call it when a Mexican digs their feet under the sand?

Bury-toes. Hah hah

Why don't women drink beer at the beach?

Because they'll get sand in their Schlitz.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How do you blind a woman?

You put a windshield in front of her.

Where would men be without women?

The Garden of Eden

Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

What did the Ocean say to the Beach?

Nothing, it just waved... Prolly my favorite joke of all time, maybe ever.

What do you call a witch that goes to the beach?

Sandwich(sandwitch) -my nephew