Schlitz Jokes

Why don't women like drinking beer at the beach?

Because they'll get sand in their schlitz.

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Why don't women drink beer at the beach?

Because they'll get sand in their Schlitz.

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Why was the wife worried that her husband was a light drinker?

Every night, he'd go out and drink until it was light.

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

How do People in New Orleans have their beer?

Watered Down

Why should you always take at least two Baptists with you when you go fishing?

Because if you take only one he will drink all your beer.

Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

Why Do Mathematicians Never Go To The Beach?

Because they got sin and cos to give them a tan.

Who fancies going to Tunisia?

I heard they're giving free shots on the beach. They go straight to your head, too.

Sand Jokes More Sand Jokes

What's the difference between a truckload of sand and a truckload of babies?

You can't unload sand with pitchforks.

What do you call a gust of wind full of sand?

A rough draft

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why did you make women so beautiful?

God:"So you would love her." Man:"Then why did you make her so dumb " God:"So she would love you."

What happens when a woman can't remember her mastectomy?

Mammary loss &ampnbsp I made this up myself!