Schlitz Jokes

Why don't women like drinking beer at the beach?

Because they'll get sand in their schlitz.

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Why don't women drink beer at the beach?

Because they'll get sand in their Schlitz.

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Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

Why is a beer like a woman?

After you drink one you can't shut up or drive.

Why do you have to pee so quickly after you start drinking beer?

Because it doesn't have to stop off to change color!

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

How did the scuba-diver pay for his drinks?

With Barnacles (bar nickels)

Why are law students known for drinking?

They are getting ready for the Bar exam.

Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

Why did the hippy drown at the beach?

Because he was too far out mannnn.

What does a lion at the beach have in common with Christmas?

They both have Sandy Claws.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you call a woman who throws letters in the fire?

Bernadette

What do you call it when a woman of the church goes on a secret mission?

Nun of your business

Sand Jokes More Sand Jokes

Why don't women like drinking beer at the beach?

Because they'll get sand in their schlitz.

Why don't women drink beer at the beach?

Because they'll get sand in their Schlitz.