Schlitz Jokes

Why don't women like drinking beer at the beach?

Because they'll get sand in their schlitz.

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Why don't women drink beer at the beach?

Because they'll get sand in their Schlitz.

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How are women like casinos?

Liquor in the front, poker in the back.

How are women and linoleum floors alike?

You lay them right the first time and you can walk all over them for the next 20 years.

Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

What do you call a dog that goes to the beach?

Ballroom blitz

What do you call an international criminal waffle that you dropped at the beach?

Carmen Sandy Eggo

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

Why are bunnies so good at brewing?

Cause beer is made with hops.

Which beer did the flower drink that made it realize that it was smarter when it was young?

Budweiser

Sand Jokes More Sand Jokes

What do you call it when a Mexican digs their feet under the sand?

Bury-toes. Hah hah

What's the difference between a truckload of sand and a truckload of babies?

You can't unload sand with pitchforks.

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What do you call a nun who's drinking a pint?

Catholic

Why won't the members of the Westboro Baptist Church drink whole milk?

Because it's Homo.