Schlitz Jokes

Why don't women like drinking beer at the beach?

Because they'll get sand in their schlitz.

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Why don't women drink beer at the beach?

Because they'll get sand in their Schlitz.

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Sand Jokes More Sand Jokes

Why can't you starve in a desert?

Because of all the sand which is there.

Why don't women drink beer at the beach?

Because they'll get sand in their Schlitz.

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

What's worse: Alzheimer or Parkinson?

Alzheimer. I'd rather drink my beer shaking than forget to to drink it.

What happens to a woman who falls down the stairs?

Nothing, as long as she doesn't drop my beers

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

How many alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.

How much did Harambe drink in the bar?

Just a couple of shots

Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

Why is it socially acceptable to wear a bikini at the beach but not on the bus?

At the end of the day I'm just a guy in a bikini on the bus.

What do you say to Micheal Jackson when he is on the beach?

Get out of my son!

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you call a woman with one leg?

Ilene What do you call an Asian woman with one leg? Irene

What do you call a woman who has lost 95% of her intelligence?

Divorced.